This is not good

I got in to the office with no problem - in fact, I parked
almost right next to the building.  There's hardly anyone
here.  It is bizarre.  This place is usually packed - you
have to part way the hell out in BFE.

Those people who are here are absolutely FREAKING out.
But they won't stop long enough to say why.

One other strange thing.  The Denver radio station I
usually listen to wasn't on the air this morning. 
They're a major market station - 200,000 watts.  I
tried tuning up and down the dial.  All I could find
was an AM station with some raving lunatic yelling
that he was barricading himself inside the station.

The networks are not saying anything, either.  I flipped
to CNN - they said the President was gearing up to make an
important announcement, but they aren't talking about what.

I think I'll go down to the Command Center and see why
everyone is in a tizzy.  This is the United States'
homeland defense headquarters, after all, we can handle
whatever is going on!  Maybe that storm caused more
damage than I thought.  Hmm.  I guess I better get ready
to write some press releases about military response.

Sigh.  Some days, I just don't like the fact that I'm
wearing the uniform.

Big storm last night

It's weird. It doesn't usually rain like this and that thunderstorm we had last night was one for the record books! It lasted almost seven hours. My son told me he saw green lightning. I told him that it was just his imagination and I sent him back to bed.

I heard sirens in the distance around 2:00 am. Other than that, though, it is kind of strange how quiet it's been this morning. Sirens must have been responding to a lightning strike. Man! That was a hell of a storm.

One good thing? My asshole neighbor who usually fires up his big-block Chevy at 5:15 and wakes up the whole planet must have slept in - the thunder probably kept him awake last night. He didn't try to blow the ears off the birds this morning with his stupid glass packs and Holly four-barrel carb. Mother Nature's good for something.

Hrmm. Well, I have to head off to the office in a few, so I better suck down some more coffee. I'm a freakin' zombie until I get the first two or three cups down my gullet.

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So, I've been thinking about June 13, Blog Like it's the End of the World Day all night. I have ideas. Boy do I have ideas. I have press release templates. And an unlimited supply of zombified photos. This will be one of the most entertaining afternoons/evenings I have had in a long time.

All you Kimchi wankers should get in on this! Nappy, I know you're down!

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June 13th!!!! I AM SOOOOOOOO THERE!!!!!

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