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Press Office
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Press Release
June 13, 2007
1:10 PM EST
Contact: DHS Press Office, 202­123­4567

Responders attacked by inexplicable force

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind. – Local, state, federal and military responders to the bizarre
damages done by last night’s meteor storm are reporting that survivors are acting in a very disturbing fashion.

According to military sources, the survivors are visibly suffering from the strange viral effects of the meteor shower and although barely mobile, are overwhelming relief workers by sheer number.

“They just shamble up and start trying to attack you,” said one Soldier, who asked to
remain nameless.

Even more disturbing are reports that these “walking dead” are attempting to eat the
very people who are trying to help them.

“They mobbed us,” cried a hysterical police officer. “They were biting us. They ripped my partner to pieces. And they ate him!”

Troops are reporting that, in self defense, they have discovered that these zombie­like attackers are virtually immune to gun shots.

“The only way to stop them is to shoot them in the head,” confirmed another source.

“As gruesome as that sounds, it’s all we can do,” said one Marine who has seen action
against these attackers.

Officials are fairly close­lipped about the incidents, which are increasing in frequency, but witnesses report large mobs of attackers converging on rescue workers and uninjured survivors.

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