I Told You So!!!!!

They're coming!!!!! Get your Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit© ready!!!

Um ... Yer kidding, right?

FLOTUS duds get backlash

Alright ... this is ridiculous. The first lady didn't wear clothing by a black designer so she's "snubbed the African American community?"

Give me a freakin' break! She wore clothing by non-caucasian designers - pointedly so - and SHE is black! OK? You're missing the freaking point here! It doesn't matter what the fuck she wore! SHE IS BLACK!!!

Someone shoot these morons, please?!!?!?!

Inauguration Day

Well, I predeicted here that there would either be an assassination attempt or terrorist attack by now. I am glad neither has occurred.

I am curious to see how the next six months pans out, though. I fear one ot both of my predictions may still fulfill themselves ...

If not, GREAT! Let's see if our new president can actually change the system!

Apocalypse NOW?

The United States Congress is on YouTube. We're all going to die.

Holidays

Well, I know I haven't posted here in a while, but here's a brief update: busy with work, stupidity reigns, get a few days off for Christmas, daughter home for Christmas (BIG YAY), send daughter back to Alaska, back to work, more stupidity, looking forward to drinking beer tomorrow night.

I hope you all had a great Christmas and that the new year will be AWESOME!

"Mom, my head hurts ..."

Boy Survives After 16-Inch Arrow Is Shot Through Head
Thursday , December 11, 2008

A Chinese schoolboy narrowly escaped death after being accidentally shot through the head with a 16-inch arrow.

The arrow pierced Liu Cheong's eye socket, traveled through his head and lodged in the back of his skull.

The 11-year-old only survived because the arrow missed his brain.

"If the arrow had been shot with just a bit more force, it would have come out the back of his head," said medics at Jida Hospital in Changchun, eastern China.

Surgeons chipped away at parts of the boy's skull for more than four hours to remove the arrow, which had sunk more than four inches into his head.

"It is a miracle he survived the accident," said one medic.

Doctors have warned his parents he still faces a risk of infection and even further operations.

Teachers at Liu's school believe the accident happened when the young archers were practicing on their own.

#$%@!!@^#!~!

Nothing can make me curse more bitterly then when my damned dog does something stupid!

Luckily, she's ok, but I have to put up new fences now.

Stupid dog.