Evidence is surfacing that H1N1 has actually mutated into H1Z1! The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us!
I, for one, am stockpiling shotgun shells, gas and 2-stroke oil for my chainsaw, about 100 bottles of vodka to make Molotov Cocktails with, and anything else I might be able to use to defend myself from the putrescent horde.
This very well could be it, my friends. The day of the Zombie is upon us!
Thursday, April 30, 2009
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I've tried to stockpile vodka before, but I wasn't very successful.
Well, if you drank enough of it, you could just sweat on the zombies and then light them!
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